Nothing, NOTHING, unites Tel Avivians more than flannel; except, maybe Kurt Cobain. And what could better suit a country with more opinions per capita than any other country on Earth, than a good ol' fashioned conspiracy theory?2. Fundraising for an official investigation into the buoyancy of the broken door vs. the combined mass of Rose AND Jack
He could have fit on that door and saved all of us many, many hours of heartache.3. English is a made-up language, and these songs prove it…MmmBop by Hanson, Zig-a-zig-ah by The Spice Girls, I’m Blue (Da Ba De Da Ba Di)…COME ON. Don’t try to tell Israelis that English is a language of global importance, and then fill a decade with nonsense words set to incredibly catchy music.
4. Startups Against Y2KTel Aviv may only be a few years away from mass hysteria when they realize the Start Up Nation has been using lazy, 2-digit abbreviations for 4-digit years. Will the entire database of the country fail at once? Only time (or history) will tell…In about 20 years, you will see a heated demonstration on whether the dress is actually blue and black, or white and gold. *The author of this article has worked tirelessly to convince friends, relatives, and strangers of this theory, with little to no success.**dozens***Speculation, but it kind of seems like it could be true.****It must be noted that this is NOT the author’s personal view. #TeamRachel